Meet the Pros: Dan Riesenburger

We’re back once again with FLX Tour’s Meet the Pros!

We’re excited about this one because it’s none other than 2nd year Tour veteran Dan Reisenburger. Currently ranked No. 15 in the race for the Young Man of the Year, this young man is fresh off of a respectable finish at the 2023 Grand Open (tied for 10th in net score) and is the running for the Tour’s Most Improved Player award, aka the “From Trash to Cash” award.

Known for his occassional pipe bomb with a driver, and wildly unpredictable short game, fans and Pros alike must have their wits about them when he’s taking the tee.

Let’s get to know Dan!


Name

— Daniel Riesenberger

Birthday

— March 15, 1989 (year of the snake)

FLX Tour Nickname

— BONE

How long can you hit your driver?

— If we’re talking circular radius, absolutely no one is safe between 10ft and 250ft all around.

What is your current handicap?

— Why are Handicap signs blue? Bc their all crips … 31.9

Who is your FLX Tour rival?

— I dont like to name names, but if there was a hypothetical tour player who is a mental midget, asks for 17ft gimmes, asks everyone in shouting distance what their read on the green is, or if when you swing your driver you look like Brittany Hawkins at ColorGuard … then that person would be my rival.

What’s your favorite course?

— Ravenwood

What’s your least favorite course?

—Durand

Which three people would you choose for your dream foursome?

— Alexis Texas, Lisa Ann, and the Throat Goat Nancy Regan

What’s your dream achievement as an FLX Tour pro?

— Being paired against Todd and Gene in the last grouping of a major. (Spoiler: Achievement unlocked)

What’s your career best score on 18 holes and what course was it?

— A verrrrrry Generous 96 at Lakeshore.

What advice would you give to any youngsters out there dreaming of one day playing on the Tour?

— Dont worry about the rule Nazi’s out there. The only Rule is to have a VERY NICE TIME

How would you rate your experience on the FLX Tour out of 10?

10/10


Be Like Bone

Bombs away indeed! D-Ries will get his wish as him and Brendan Millward (Team Biwi) will indeed square off against Todd and Gene in the final pairing of Saturday’s Churchville Classic. To make matters more dramatic, the rest of the Tour will be awaiting in the gallery on 18 to chirp these mfs to an early grave.

Big thanks to Bone for taking the time to chat with us, good luck Saturday at the major golf championship young man. You love to see an Eastridge Color Guard reference.


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